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1. (Al Gore) (3695↑, 402↓)
The man who single handedly killed Manbearpig.

Al Gore killed Manbearpig? Are you cereal?

2. (Al Gore) (1540↑, 478↓)
1. Former U.S. Vice President. 2. Grower of beards. 3. Practioner of Black Magic. 4. Inventor of the [Internet] (most important).

Tyler: Hey, you want to go to church with me? Jack: Church? Tyler: Yeah, the Church of Al Gore's Beard\! Jack: Sweet, I'm there\!

3. (Al Gore) (1019↑, 364↓)
Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag: A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.

This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not\! \al\ goreAl Gore

4. (Al Gore) (702↑, 394↓)
A cure for insomnia.

Doctor, I can't get any sleep. What should I do? Take two Al Gores and call me in the morning.

5. (Al Gore) (659↑, 396↓)
"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it\!" -- Al Gore

"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."

Author: Al "Forrest Gump" Gore http://al-gore.urbanup.com/868914
6. (al gore) (858↑, 616↓)
Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet

Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet

7. (Al Gore) (375↑, 209↓)
A politican who ran for president of the United States in 2000. He has never gotten over the fact that he lost, and will still make comments on the election, even though it has been a good 5+ years. He also has an obsession with global warming.

Al Gore has a new movie, called "An Inconvenient Truth", which, inconveniently, happens to be a movie filled with charts and graphs, and has no entertainment value.

8. (Al Gore) (533↑, 409↓)
I own my own shrimpin business.

I'm Al Gore and my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.

9. (Al Gore) (427↑, 319↓)
Al Gore did claim to invent the internet while he was in the Senate. The quote can be heard by downloading from Bearshare, Kazaa, Ares or pretty much any file sharing program.

Al Gore made a complete ass of himself and even managed to lose to Bush. Unreal.

Author: Jim Ignatauski http://al-gore.urbanup.com/1337023
10. (al gore) (188↑, 104↓)
a guy thats super serial

Al Gore : the biggest threat to our world is not global warming its.......manbearpig who is half man half bear half pig i am super serial

11. (Al Gore) (370↑, 291↓)
A man who ISN'T and NEVER was President of the United States, contrary to popular belief by numerous [liberals] and other angry [Democrats]. This man is a total jackass, and we all know that he did NOT invent the internet.

Al Gore is a damned fool. He doesn't even truly represent his own state (Tennessee) either; he spent most of his life in a political atmosphere with his daddy in Washington\!

Author: Fan of Survivor (the band) http://al-gore.urbanup.com/1255465
12. (al gore) (114↑, 44↓)
LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX LOCKED BOX.........................................................................................................

Al Gore wanted to put social security in a locked box. What else did he want to do? Hmm...

13. (Al Gore) (90↑, 35↓)
The Environmentalist wacko who pretends to be Jesus, and claims to have invented the Internet. Also known as a general dick head.

"Hey, did you see that pile of dog shit on the sidewalk?" "You mean Al Gore?"

14. (Al Gore) (206↑, 161↓)
Al Gore, a one-time vice-president serving under [Bill Clinton], best known as a staunch environmentalist and the self-described “inventor of the internet” – a claim Gore later repeated only in self-mockery. The Vice President backtracked significantly on environmental issues as he pandered to middle-of-the-road voters in the run-up to the 2000 U.S. election. Ultimately Gore won the most votes overall, but lost to the Self-Proclaimed President, [George Bush] (see [electoral college]) in the aftermath of the strangest and most public vote-recount in history, in the State of [Florida]. The issue was resolved by the unprecedented intervention of the greatest three-ring circus on earth, the U.S. [Supreme Court]. The court then held their own election for president, finding for Bush in a party-line split decision – essentially invalidating the votes of several million U.S. citizens. Numerous investigations had contrary findings about who actually won in Florida, but no one argues the fact that Al Gore won the popular vote. Gore later repeated this fact so many times that even many of his supporters were glad to see him go. Afterwards, Gore faded to near-invisibility, which he attempted to overcome by declining to shave, and by making the odd televised appeal to Americans about things that no one remembers anymore. In the long run, he may be best-remembered for his slide-show (and later film) about the threat of [global warming], “An Inconvenient Truth”. But then, if his predictions are correct and everything is burned to a crisp, maybe not.

Al Gore saying \#1: “You win some, you lose some—and then there’s that little-known third category.”

15. (al gore) (100↑, 62↓)
Just to clarify, he did not invent the internet. It was Tim Berners-Lee. TBL, born 1955, is currently a senior researcher and holder of the 3Com Founders Chair at MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL). He is also a Knight Commander (second-highest rank in the Order of the British Empire). Wiki him. While you're at it, look up Philo T. Farnsworth. He invented the television. These are good guys to know about.

Al Gore probably made that claim because he, like most people, does not know who actually invented the Internet. And continues to make sure it stays royalty-free. We (should) all owe him a lot. But he chose not to profit from it. Thanks Tim\!

16. (Al Gore) (117↑, 79↓)
Former vice president of the United States and former congressman. He is best known for his claim of having been a mind behind the internet, as spoken by himself: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." Gore was elected to congress in 1976, seven years after the first internet transmission occurred at [UCLA] in 1969. Though not claiming to have "invented" the internet, his claim is similar to that of anyone adding something so minorly substantial to something and claiming to have helped invent it.

Al Gore, who believes himself to have helped create the internet, is in fact only lying. One can see further examples of this by watching his new movie, [An Inconvenient Truth].

17. (al gore) (58↑, 21↓)
First emporer of the moon\!\! inventor of the internet\!\!\! killer of manbearpig\!\!\!\! tamer of the mighty moon bug\!\!\! father of jesus\!\!\!\!

Al Gore is a lying fucking douche with no friends. I'm super fucking cereal

18. (Al Gore) (58↑, 26↓)
A big fat windbag who benefits financially by convincing everyone that "Global Warming" is an actual issue to worry about, even though the changing output of the sun is what causes our variable global temperature, and CO2 only comprises .03% of our atmosphere -- mostly from natural sources like volcanos.

Oh my god, your Prius is so rad. Yes, I bought this piece of shit because Al Gore is a god and he made me see the light of my evil carbon footprint. Now I can feel pious in my piece of shit Prius and snub my nose at all you poor slobs who drive Chevys.

Author: Low Class Loser http://al-gore.urbanup.com/3461236
19. (Al Gore) (104↑, 72↓)
Single Handedly invented the chicken Sandwich, the internet and manbearpig\!\!\!

Ask Chick-Fil-A who really invented their sandwich... AL GORE BABY\!\!

20. (Al Gore) (40↑, 16↓)
the real cause of AIDS Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape Other accomplishments: -invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake. -Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin) -Caused "The Incident" in Lost -Master of Black Magic -Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)

Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating." ..."Bye World\!\!\!"

21. (al gore) (59↑, 37↓)
The false inventor of the internet and inventor of false information for which he won a nobel prize. Interesting.

"Did you hear about Al Gore's nobel prize?" "Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet\!"

Author: TheNameIWantedWasTaken http://al-gore.urbanup.com/2649902
22. (Al Gore) (51↑, 33↓)
The term Al Gore is taken from the actually person, Al Gore who was a former [USA] Vice-president, a [USA] Presidential Candidate and most recently produced [An Inconvenient Truth] ([Documentary] on [Global Warming]). To use Al Gore as a term, it's mainly to indicate that someone who thinks they're going to win or have a chance doesn't actually. Just like Al Gore in the Presidential Election Race, he thought he had a chance but in reality, [George W. Bush] was never going to lose.

Langer: "Did you see South Africa play Australia in the World Cup"? Katich: "Yeah what an Al Gore that was". Langer: "South Africa are more like a [John Kerry], than Al Gore, bloody chokers".

Author: Holden Morrisey Caulfield http://al-gore.urbanup.com/2550561
23. (al gore) (48↑, 37↓)
He believes he created the Internet. He made a false documentary about global warming to get attention. Has no friends. Threw a giant rock concert to stop global warming. Killed the infamous Manbearpig. In other words, the world's greatest Shithead. This is for you Al, now everyone will take you super serial

Al Gore: I'm going to stop global warming by throwing a giant rock concert\!, And make a documentary starring me\! ,people will take me super serial\! Al Gorem I'm a shithead\! Al Gore: I invented the internet

Author: FuckDallas1993 http://al-gore.urbanup.com/2738624
24. (Al Gore) (16↑, 7↓)
pronounced (hip-o-crit) A low life self centered hipocritical activist for a more energy efficient world. and he drives a prius. . . when he isn't flying on his private jet.

That dumbass is a real al gore.

Author: Richard Cheese702 http://al-gore.urbanup.com/4646151
25. (Al Gore) (16↑, 8↓)
single handidly killed ManBearPig and is SUPPER DUPPER CEREAL

Al Gore: im cereal Guy; i dont think he has any friends

26. (al gore) (20↑, 12↓)
Man who wants to prevent the ice caps from melting. Unfortunately, he's also full of hot air.

Al Gore is full of hot air but he cares about the melting ice caps.

27. (al Gore) (53↑, 45↓)
Served as Vice President under Bubba Clinton from 1993-2001. Let's get one thing straight...this man was NOT elected President of the United States in 2000. Despite winning the popular vote (which, according to the U.S. Constitution does not win the Presidency and has happened twice), he lost the Electoral Vote needed to secure the election. He did NOT win the election\! Bush won it fair and square, despite what the ignorant liberals believe. Now, on to other things. Al Gore is a radical environmentalist, fraud and a liar. He is a puppet of the liberal media to pursuade you into believing that human beings are on the verge of extinction by global warming and that, allegedly, the Earth's poles and Greenland are melting. He wants you to believe the "eroding" of the ozone layer is a result of human behavior. And he wants you to believe that the Earth is on the verge of being destroyed. What a clown this guy is. He should join the circus as Al the Donkey Boy, because he is such a jackass. The liberal media wants you to believe that, because he is an ex-Vice President and a Democrat means he has credibility. What a croc. Oh yeh, he takes credit for bogus crap. He believes he invented the Internet. This guy really gives himself a pat on the back enough.

Al Gore is a disgusting liar, fraud, and environmentalist (notice the word mental in it) wacko. He has become mentally disturbed and obese, allegedly due to the depression he has suffered from not being elected President. He should be admitted into a mental institution. Thank God this man wasn't elected. He should disappear from the public eye and not return.

28. (Al Gore) (13↑, 6↓)
Noun; One of the most well-known environmentalists in the world, but also one of the largest hypocrites in the history of America, though many of the public choose to ignore this. He also made a movie and grew a beard. Good job Mr. Gore\!

person 1: dude, al gore is amazing\! he cares about the environment and he cares about america\! person 2: umm... yeah, about that. he owns three houses, two of which are over 2,500 square feet...

Author: allie bullgore http://al-gore.urbanup.com/3749194
29. (Al Gore) (10↑, 5↓)
An act of blatant and egregious energy waste.

I got so cold running the air conditioner last night, that I ended up pulling an Al Gore and turned on the heater to warm back up.

30. (Al Gore) (197↑, 193↓)
More like Al Gore-illa \!\!\!\! That boy is getting fat\!\!

Al GOre is a big,fat fuck\!

31. (Al Gore) (4↑, 1↓)
Former Vice President (45th Vice President), Global Warming/Environmental Activist, Author, Businessman, Academy Award Winner, Prime Time Emmy Award Winner, Nobel Peace Prize Winner, and winner of other various awards including a Grammy. Won the 2000 Presidential race but was forced to concede to incompetent, racist, homophobic, gold digging shit for brains Bush due to unfair and idiotic Supreme Court decision. He has his own website and more respect and admiration than Bush will ever get.

It's a shame that Al Gore wasn't allowed to be the President of the United States, instead we got stuck with that retarded shit for brains bible thumping cowboy Bush.

32. (Al Gore) (3↑, 1↓)
The man we all came to know and loathe in the 1980's, forgot about in the 1990's and sometimes wish had become president in 2000 (providing his anal-retentive wife, Tipper, could keep her mouth shut for 4-to-8-years\!) Having grown bored with censorship and warning labels, he has directed all his efforts to lecturing us about [global warming] (AKA: "climate change"), which may (or may not) be an impending catastrophie.

Al Gore: The man who gave us the [PMRC], warning labels on record albums, boring autobiographies, tedious movies, false claims-to-fame, and [Manbearpig.]

33. (Al Gore) (8↑, 6↓)
Unseasonably warm weather due to global warming

It's December 2nd and 68 degrees in New York. Looks like its going to be another Al Gore out there so leave your winter coats at home\!

34. (Al Gore) (1↑, 2↓)
A republican punching bag that was elected President of the United States by the popular vote, but, lost in the electoral college. The reason republicans beat on him is. well. because they know Bush was not the right choice. They are just in denial. Even though, Al Gore admitted his words were misconstrued.... oh wait that's too big of a word to use around republicans.... twisted, when he said he invented the internet. Al Gore in 2016, let's face it, Joe Biden will be way too old\! ;-)

Al Gore was voted to be the 43 President of the United States. He conceded to George W. Bush.

Author: nineleven wasbushsfault http://al-gore.urbanup.com/6039595
35. (Al Gore) (1↑, 4↓)
A person who acts in contradiction to his stated beliefs or feelings and/or their own brainwashing campaign. See also "Fuckhead, fucktard, fuckwad, Bono, Bill Maher"

There's a couple grand in their savings account, so Billy decided he would 'Al Gore' the situation, and tell his wife the water heater was overheating and using too much gas, so he had to drain the savings account to remedy the situation. He was actually doing his wife a favor by keeping her from the inconvenient truth that he'd actually be using the cash on strippers and booze.

36. (Al Gore) (33↑, 37↓)
If he was single, he'd be the most eligible bachelor in the history of the world.

Al Gore: Hi, I've won an [Oscar], a [Nobel Prize], and I invented the [Internet]. Nice to meet you. Woman: My place, NOW.

37. (al gore) (58↑, 65↓)
Al Gore is Egores younger brother.

Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.

38. (Al Gore) (21↑, 29↓)
Vice President under Clinton. He Ran for President in 2000 and won the popular vote, but lost by 500 votes in Florida because the election was fixed by Jeb Bush and Catherine Harris.

If Al Gore would have fought harder in 2004, the American Taliban wouldn't have been able to steel the election again in 2004.

39. (Al Gore) (25↑, 37↓)
Vice President under Clinton. Ran for President in 2000, he won the popular vote, but lost by 500 votes in Florida because the election was fixed by Jeb Bush and Catherine Harris.

If Al Gore was president in 2001, 9/11 would not have happened.

40. (al gore) (24↑, 37↓)
a obese politician who enjoys to eat brocoli and water plants because he loves the earth. he is married to the earth, and is celebrating his 15th wedding anniverary soon\! yay\! bring gifts\!

"Wow Al Gore really loves the environment and earth\!" "Yeah he does, what a fruit-cake\!"

41. (Al Gore) (26↑, 39↓)
Shorthand for an e-mail joke, [urban myth], web link or other oft-forwarded material that is so old and tired, it is likely one of the first things [Al Gore] put on the [internet] after he invented it.

"Hey Homes, check out this [vid] my grandma sent me. Some fat kid [lip-syncing] this [whack] song about [numa numa]. Is that funny or WHAT?\!" "I ain't studyin' that Al Gore shit, [ese]."

42. (Al Gore) (20↑, 39↓)
A decent hardworking guy who would've been a good president. Given the CIA warnings in August 2001, he would have worked his tail off trying to prevent [9/11]. I think he might have succeeded.

Would Al Gore have prevented 9/11? Seems possible\!

Author: Richard Locke Peterson http://al-gore.urbanup.com/3227997
43. (Al Gore) (100↑, 133↓)
Just another politician.

It's a popular myth that Al Gore said he invented the internet, when he actually said "I took the initiative in *creating* the internet."

44. (Al Gore) (159↑, 201↓)
Al Gore NEVER said he "invented" the internet, this was pinned on him by the conservative media after he said he "helped to create the internet". Senator Al Gore was instrumental in getting congress to fund ARPANET, the pre-curser to the internet. He was only doing what all politicians do, taking credit for a pet project that he believed in and worked hard to fund. It's exactly like saying Bush attacked Iraq, he didn't actually do it, but he was the main government figure that made it happen.

In his own words, Al Gore "helped to create the internet", which is true.

45. (Al Gore) (90↑, 133↓)
Almost president. Damn near president... *sigh*

I remember the 2000 US presidential election... that damn [Dubya]. Damn Floridians; die, Jeb Bush\! Al Gore, you could have been the US prez instead of this moron Bush.

46. (al gore) (48↑, 92↓)
vice president to the Clinton administration and star in the documentary An inconvenient Truth , family man, whom wife Tipper has totally whipped. Although he never became president, point which has been in debate between democrats and republicans, there is no denying he is a brilliant man, although, uh yeah, he has the charisma of a teacup.

Well, to be honest, I think Al Gore is awesome, he actually got a college degree without daddy pulling any strings... jaja not that i`m implying anything about anyone else.

47. (al gore) (85↑, 140↓)
1. Winner of the 2000 presidential election 2. Inventor of the internet

1. Al Gore won the election until George Bush was appointed by the supreme court 2. Al Gore invented the internets

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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